Movie Reviews, Movies

The ‘Eastrail 177’ Trilogy Is One of the Underrated Best Comic Book Trilogies of All Time

It wasn’t until about a couple of weeks ago that I watched Split for the first time. I had seen the commercials, my mother watched it and said that it was surprisingly good, and when my sister and I finally saw it to say we were horrified is an understatement.

Split, which follows the story of three teenage girls abducted by a man who has twenty-three personalities, is one of the best thrillers I’ve ever seen. The film doesn’t mess around with boring details or a storyline that chooses to take its own time before getting to the nitty-gritty. No, this movie keeps you on your toes from the very beginning and doesn’t let up the gas until by the conclusion you are staring at the screen in sheer horror.

After Split, we had to see where the story was going to go in last year’s finale of the trilogy, Glass. Unsurprisingly, Glass was just as riveting, in an albeit quieter fashion. We get to see M. Night Shyamalan’s (the writer/director of the trilogy) main characters–David Dunn (Bruce Willis), Mr. Glass (Samuel L. Jackson), and Kevin Crumb (James McAvoy)–come together in the trilogy finale in a story that leads to the very unexpected.

The ending is a bit controversial among fans of the trilogy who were expecting the norm but honestly, I think this trilogy created by M. Night Shyamalan is a work of art. Continue reading “The ‘Eastrail 177’ Trilogy Is One of the Underrated Best Comic Book Trilogies of All Time”

DC Comics, Entertainment, Movie Reviews, Movies

‘Joker’ After a Second Viewing

One, after a second viewing it is very clear that Heath Ledger is still the best Joker and probably will be for a while (if Joaquin Phoenix couldn’t dethrone him I don’t know who can.) Two, while Joker is pretty good and an intriguing origin story it definitely didn’t deserve the win for Best Picture. In fact, it can be a bit boring as it drags along this mystery surrounding Arthur Fleck and his slow-burn downward spiral into madness. However, the ending is pretty good and by the time he paints his “happy face” you understand him and why he has finally cracked.

Push someone to the brink and eventually, they will push back. It’s why we’re seeing the #BlackLivesMatter movement so prominently and racist statues being taken down. And now sporting organizations and food companies have to change their brands as the world now sees their marketing as a sign of still promoting past prejudiced thinking.

The last thirty minutes of Joker is definitely worth the wait. By the conclusion, you kind of can’t help but wish for another film that features Phoenix’s Joker taking on a new, darker version of Batman but that probably won’t happen. So, until then, we just have to watch this film which takes comic book movies into that gritty place that I’ve always wanted to see.

However, there’s no denying that powerful, melancholy musical score that won Hildur Guðnadóttir an Oscar. It is hauntingly brilliant.

I thank you for reading and I hope you have a great day.

 

Entertainment, Movie Reviews, Movies

‘Saving Private Ryan’: The Best War Film of All Time?

I had heard about Saving Private Ryan but never felt compelled to watch it. All I knew was that it was a war movie starring Tom Hanks. On July 3 I watched it for the first time on TBS and was shaken to my very core by the power, grittiness, and at times disturbingly realistic portrayal of the ugliness of war.

Steven Spielberg, who would win Best Director for this film, provided what I feel is his greatest work in this movie. He made us feel like a soldier on the bloody battlefield. He made us feel the horror of seeing fellow countrymen killed mercilessly in battle. He made us begin to care for the characters and their internal struggles. He made us watch wide-eyed as the story continued, delivering gut punch after gut punch until the end.

Saving Private Ryan is a masterpiece. An utter masterpiece of filmmaking, specifically for the war movie category. I’ve seen Glory, I’ve seen Dunkirk and 1917 (by the way, 1917 is a total modern ripoff of Saving Private Ryan but isn’t nearly as good) but I have never quite seen anything like this movie I was fortunate enough to watch a couple of days ago.

Let me tell you, this movie is not for the weak. Its violence is on another tier of horror, showing war in a non-glorified light that reminds us why soldiers come home with so much trauma. But beyond the extreme violence lies a tale of bravery that is a testament to the character and virtue of the United States and what we are willing to do to protect our countrymen.

I’m giving this movie 100 out of 100 and 5 out of 5 stars.

I thank you for reading and I hope you have a beautiful day.

Movie Reviews, Movies, Science Fiction

‘Ad Astra’ Is the Worst Sci-Fi Movie I’ve Ever Seen

When this movie was coming out last September I judged correctly: the movie looked, excuse my bluntness, dumb. It felt like a vague attempt to capture the same magic that Interstellar manages to bottle up by casting another big-time white male actor, in this case, it was Brad Pitt, and launch him into space for a visually and emotionally filling dramatic adventure.

The other day while watching HBO it came on and so I decided to sit back, relax, and see if my gut intuition was correct. Honestly, for two-thirds of the two hour and three-minute film, I was totally into the story: a story which sees Brad Pitt’s character, Roy McBride, on a classified mission to find his father (Tommy Lee Jones) on the other side of the galaxy before Earth is destroyed.

The visuals sucked me in, the storytelling left me dazzled, and I was blind to see just how unsensible the movie was until the final thirty minutes or so when the film devolved into a boring display of nothingness. I nearly fell asleep as the story refused to deliver any surprises whatsoever. Suddenly, the stunning visuals didn’t matter anymore. What mattered was how disappointing the film’s conclusion.

Looking back over the story; a story that featured a skirmish on the Moon with moon bandits that didn’t make sense, a frightening encounter with rabid space monkeys that got loose in a ship (don’t ask me why), and plenty of other nonsensical material, it’s clear that despite seeing simply awful science-fiction movies in the past, this was the worst.

It was so ill-conceived, so horribly put together and thought through, so unrealistic in its treatment of space travel and trajectories and whatnot, that it is undoubtedly the worst sci-fi film I have ever seen.

I suggest not to waste your time with this one. It had all of the makings of an Oscar-worthy film but veered left far too many times to even be considered for such a prestigious honor.

I’m not going to even give this movie a score, that’s how bad it was.

I thank you for reading and I hope you have a remarkable day.

Marvel, Movie Reviews, Movies, Superhero

Is ‘Venom’ Worth Watching?

*Tssk, tssk, tssk* Venom. The movie that has broken records and is now holding the top spot as the highest grossing origin story superhero movie of all time, thanks to its raving success overseas. When I saw the teaser I was so excited to see this film. Then it oozed into theaters and disparaging reviews of the movie started pouring into the internet about the film. It dissuaded me from wanting to spend my valuable dollars for a film that wasn’t going to be that great and so I patiently waited for it to come out digitally.

So, last night, I saw that it was available for rental and so I decided to check it out. I was curious about finding out whether the movie was truly worthy of its rotten 29% score on Rotten Tomatoes or if it was deserving of becoming the highest grossing superhero origin story movie of all time. It warranted neither of these things. It wasn’t bad enough to only be 29% on Rotten Tomatoes but it wasn’t good enough to make so much money at the box office either.

So, the question remains; Was Venom worth watching? Yes…and no. This is why.

(This is a spoiler-free review.)

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Disney, Movie Reviews, Movies

‘Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl’ Is Fun, Fun, Fun!

How do you base a movie off of an amusement park ride and get away with it? I don’t know how Walt Disney did it but they did it and I thank them for it.

A few years ago I saw Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl for the first time and was utterly shocked at how great the film was. For years, I had heard about the movie and I knew about Jack Sparrow but it wasn’t until I watched the movie that I understood why these movies were so famous.

There are really good films that are full of depth and complexity and The Curse of the Black Pearl is none of those things it is a pure joy to watch. It’s as if Disney bottled up the happiness a day at their parks can be and poured it all over this project, delivering an experience that is unforgettable.

The music is perfection, the action is riveting and exceptionally choreographed, the cast, namely Johnny Depp as the ever-lovable Jack Sparrow, is fantastic, and by the conclusion, I am filled with a boundless joy that not a lot of films can provide me.

If you’ve never been interested in giving the Pirates of the Caribbean films a look please do. They are F-U-N. FUN!!!!

I watched it again for only the third time last night and boy was it an enjoyable experience…as you can probably tell.

I thank you for reading and I hope you have a great day.

Entertainment, Movie Reviews, Movies

Ranking the Best Picture-Winning Movies I’ve Seen; from Worst to Best (Updated)

The last time I wrote this post I had only seen 13 movies that had the honorable award of Best Picture. Now I’ve seen 20. So, with no further delay, here is my updated ranking of the Best-Picture winning movies that I’ve seen. Enjoy!

29. Hamlet

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I’ve been shying away from Shakespeare for over a decade. The iconic plays, however, are seared into my brain after years of Jeopardy displaying entire segments dedicated to the works by Shakespeare. Last night, I decided to take my first step into a larger world concerning Shakespeare with the 1945 Oscar-winning film, Hamlet.

At first I was kind of enjoying the film…that is until the dramatic prose reached the enth degree of annoyance. Spoken in the ultra-fancy writing of the sixteenth century, I found myself in desperate need of a translator at times and then at other times I just didn’t even bother to care about what they were talking about. What pushed it over the edge for me was Ophelia and Gertrude whose excessive crying had me inwardly gritting my teeth and rolling my eyes.

After a while, I found the film to be so extremely boring that I fell asleep. I wish I could say this movie made me a Shakespeare fan…it didn’t.

28. Out of Africa

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Boring, boring, boring! Totally predictable, the sprawling scenery wasn’t captured prettily enough to entice me in that sense of things, and by the conclusion, I couldn’t understand exactly why this film won Best Picture.

27. West Side Story

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I really hoped I was going to love this musical. It wasn’t long before I realized this wasn’t my type of musical. The choreography for the Jets felt at times very corny, particularly all of the snapping. Geez! And the forbidden romance between Maria and Tony felt unrealistic considering that they had known each for only a day. Hmm…I just couldn’t get into this story but I’m hoping maybe Steven Spielberg’s interpretation will be more enjoyable.

26. Casablanca

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I’ve been hearing about Casablanca for years and so when I finally got the chance to watch it, I did. Unfortunately, it would end up being a disappointment. I’m all into movie love stories but this one did not grasp me in the way that I thought it would. As a modern woman, Ilsa Lund’s incessant crying and wanting to be with Rick Blaine–the man she had an affair with while her husband was away at war 😒–is just not my thing.

Now, I will say, I loved the writing. So beautiful, so concise, the screenwriters did a great job conveying this story in a perfect fashion. And Rick Blaine was an amazing character to follow in this tumultuous section of his life.

While this movie will never sit in the list of my favorite movies I am very happy that I have seen it.

25. Gandhi

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I watched Gandhi several years ago and I liked it. It deserved all of the praise it could get as it told the story of such an inspiring and motivational human being who walked this earth. While it was a well-told story that I appreciate being brought to the big screen I found it to be kind of boring. Hence, it’s twelfth on this list.

24. The Hurt Locker

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I don’t think I’ve seen The Hurt Locker all the way through at one time but I have seen this movie enough to know it’s good but it isn’t great. Every time I’ve seen this film I’ve wondered to myself, “How did this movie get Best Picture?” So yeah, it’s better than these two other movies beneath it but it’s nowhere near as good as most of the rest of the films on this list.

23. Green Book

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You know, Green Book is a good movie with a well-written story that is meant to provide heartwarming joy to its viewers. In other words, it’s a feel-good movie to watch during the fall but it’s no Best Picture-worthy film in my opinion. Will I ever watch it again? No. Will I remember it? Yes. I’m glad I can say I’ve seen it but it was definitely a safe pick for Best Picture.

22. Unforgiven

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Starring the Country-Western legend himself, Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven is a Western that has a darker side. Considering that it won Best Picture I was expecting something a little, well, great. The movie is good and it takes the shooting of men a little more seriously than most Westerns, but ultimately, it’s kind of boring.

21. Annie Hall

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This is an expectedly witty film, becoming what I feel is the template for romantic comedies of this nature following this story. However, it definitely stings knowing that this beat Star Wars for Best Picture when Star Wars would become far more iconic. Honestly, I knew nothing about Annie Hall until I watched it for the first time over a month ago.

20. From Here to Eternity

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While this wasn’t a film that utterly wowed me it did deserve Best Picture for its, at the time, controversial look into the lives of military soldiers in a fictional light. I can definitely say it’s one of the best military films I’ve seen…but honestly, I haven’t seen many.

19. Argo

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Argo is one of those movies that you don’t think is going to be that good until you watch it and realize, “Wow. This is an amazing movie.” Ben Affleck does an incredible job conveying the tenseness of the various situations through the lenses while Oscar-winning screenwriter Chris Terrio did a remarkable job keeping the story engaging where it could’ve easily fallen flat.

18. The French Connection

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Before you had The Godfather there was The French Connection, a film about a pair of New York City cops (played by Gene Hackman and Roy Scheider) who discover a drug-smuggling operation that involves the French. It’s a really good film that is undoubtedly well-made and I’m glad I’ve seen it. It’s no Godfather but heck, it’s not bad either.

17. Parasite

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Yes, Parasite is unlike any other movie that I’ve seen but I didn’t find the film to be as thrilling as some suggest. Now don’t get me wrong. It’s well-written, well-directed, and points an accusatory finger at the wealthy for their prejudice toward poorer individuals, but compared to the other movies on this list, its light is far dimmer.

16. The King’s Speech

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No, there are no explosions, the drama-level is rather low, but the disappearance of these abundant aspects often found in cinema didn’t make this movie any less intriguing. The King’s Speech is a profoundly beautiful biography of a man who learned, through a heartwarming friendship, the lesson of perseverance and belief.

15. Driving Miss Daisy

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I never expected to like this film. I don’t just like it. I love it. It’s way better than Green Book and it made me cry. This is a great movie to win Best Picture.

14. Braveheart

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Braveheart is a movie my Mommy’s been talking about for years and when I finally watched it I was more than impressed. While it can be a bit tedious during the massive midsection of the film the end of the film is where the magic is. What happens to William Wallace is so heartbreaking that I ugly cried for ten minutes straight and woke up the next morning still with a headache. This is a great movie.

13. No Country for Old Men

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For a while No Country for Old Men was my favorite movie of all time…and then I watched it a second time. You know those films that are REALLY GOOD the first time but lose steam after the second viewing. This is one of those movies. I can’t fault it for being one of those films, and it truly is a spectacular movie that will haunt you to your bones, but seeing how it isn’t rewatchable I pushed it down this far in this list.

12. The Godfather

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You wanna talk about iconic, The Godfather is synonymous with gangster lore for a reason. Michael Corleone’s story is both tragic and triumphant (and slightly horrifying) all in one. And with the incredible cast, this movie not only soars but will remain in your memory for years to come.

11. An American in Paris

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Becoming the first musical to win an Oscar for Best Picture An American in Paris is a true gem. With incredibly choreographed dance routines and an outstanding musical score to boot An American in Paris has become not only one of my favorite musicals of all time but one of my favorite films of all time, period.

10. Ben-Hur

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Epic!!! This 1959 spectacle is truly awe-inducing as it managed to truly bring to life a story larger than life. I thought this movie was going to be boring. It was anything but boring. From beginning to end, I found myself enthralled by a tale that never refrained from being as epic as it could be. And don’t get me started about the chariot race. It was absolutely incredible!

9. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

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Whether we’re talking about the normal or the extended version of this film, The Return of the King is not only a satisfying conclusion to a ridiculously epic trilogy but it still stands as one of the greatest cinematic achievements of all time.

8. The Silence of the Lambs

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The Silence of the Lambs is one of those films that is so disturbing you watch it once and you never want to watch it again. This is a PHENOMENAL movie, but like I said, it’s disturbing. I ended up watching it again with my family (my mother and sister were watching it for the first time) and I was bluntly reminded why this film is one, SO GOOD, and two, SO DISTURBING. And it’s really scary too by the way.

7. Rocky

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I’ve seen Rocky III more times than I count. I’ve only recently seen Rocky. I was not expecting this movie to be as good as it was and boy did it get to my emotions! I was not ready. There is a legitimate reason why Rocky is now an icon of not only Philadelphia but the United States as a whole. It’s a beautiful movie.

6. Million Dollar Baby

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Have you ever watched a movie that brings sorrow to your very being? A film that strikes you so deep in your core that just looking at a picture of the movie makes you want to cry? That’s Million Dollar Baby. If you haven’t seen it I implore you to watch it.

It is undoubtedly one of Clint Eastwood’s best works as he found a way to bring to life a story quite unlike anything you’ve seen before. And no, this is not a female Rocky movie.

If you had told me I would rank Million Dollar Baby over Rocky a few months ago I wouldn’t have believed it but honestly, I am. This movie hooked me with its brilliant screenplay and its stark attention to detail and emotions. Such a beautiful movie.

5. Gladiator

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Gladiator is another movie that my Mommy has been telling me about for years and when I finally watched it I was quite “entertained” to say the least. It’s undoubtedly Russel Crowe’s greatest performance (well, to be fair I haven’t seen him in A Beautiful Mind yet) and his co-stars are just as phenomenal. Connie Nielson and Joaquin Phoenix play the heck out of their roles as Lucilla and Commodus. Lucilla is one of my favorite movie heroines of all time and Commodus is, I think, my most hated villain of all time. Gosh, he’s the worst!

All in all, I love this movie, and it gets better with every viewing.

4. The Sound of Music

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It’s rare to find a movie that you love wholeheartedly with every fiber of your being but this is definitely one of those films for me. I’ve seen it three times now and every viewing seems more magical than the last. The songs are magnificent and easy to sing along, the tale is beautifully told and leaves me in a river of tears, and the scenery paired with the stunning sets and tremendous outfits only adds to the entire experience.

It’s undoubtedly one of my favorite musicals of all time.

3. Lawrence of Arabia

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Lawrence of Arabia could easily be one of the most boring films I ever laid eyes on. Instead, it is one of the most utterly captivating with nearly no equal in its visual prowess. I would’ve never thought a movie set mostly in the desert could be so freaking beautiful but director David Lean showed the sheer magnificence of the desert in a way I have seen no other director capture.

And Peter O’Toole’s performance as T.E. Lawrence is just as captivating, his stark blue eyes fiercely compelling you to look at him in wondrous awe as he delivers one of the best performances I’ve ever seen in a movie of this scale. It’s quite unfortunate that this film came out in 1962, the same year that Gregory Peck would win Best Actor for To Kill a Mockingbird, because he deserved the win as well. What a powerful, powerful movie!

2. A Beautiful Mind

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I definitely did not expect A Beautiful Mind to be my favorite Russel Crowe film over Gladiator but it is. When I first watched this movie I thought I knew what it was about. I had figured that it was a film about Russel Crowe’s character helping a young boy with a disability discover the beauty of math. So imagine my surprise when I saw what the film was really about.

I was BLOWN AWAY! My eyes were riveted to the screen, I kept trying to predict how the movie was going to end and it kept continuing to surprise me. By the film’s conclusion, I was in a puddle of my own tears as I found myself absolutely moved by this beautiful true story.

And undoubtedly, Russel Crowe delivered his best performance in this movie. Wow, he did a great job.

1. Forrest Gump

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Forrest Gump is one of those movies that you watch and are immediately drawn into within mere minutes. This movie will make you laugh and boy it’ll make you cry. Just thinking about certain scenes makes me start getting teary.

Forrest Gump is one of the greatest movies ever made and undoubtedly, after long hard thought, my favorite movie on this list.

Oh man, I love movies. I am very determined to one day watch every single Best Picture-winning film which will be very, very fun. Until then, at least I’ve seen twenty-eight, and the list is climbing. 😁

I thank you for reading and I hope you have a tremendous day.